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The River Runs South: A Saga of the Mississippi


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The Mississippi is still the Mississippi and Adventure is still Adventure.
Combined they equal excitement. Mark Twain fascinated the
world with his stories. "The River Runs South,"
is a continuation of what he started. The story is true.
Every event happened. In the thirty-two days for Yenny,
a newly arrived Dutch immigrant, and Bill, an avid sailor,
to take "Julia" their 28-foot sailboat, from Milwaukee to
New Orleans, they are exposed to the power of the river,
the inequity of the people who work it and the exemplary
character of the people who love it. The oncoming winter
forces them to leave with an untested boat and almost ends in
tragedy when Yenny is overcome with carbon monoxide during the crossing in Lake Michigan. Passing through locks presents a fear of being trapped in ones own coffins and the antics of the crew of a second boat keeps the story in a lighter vein. Fog, cold, the sinking of another boat before their eyes, the failure of the engine and abandonment by the other boat as well as the inescapable power of the river moves the couple from one crisis to the next. After a belated celebration in the French Quarter, the story continues from New Orleans to Pensacola. A three-day crossing of the Gulf Of Mexico becomes a five-day ordeal, plagued by high winds with rough seas or no wind and rough seas. A display of wild dolphins and a shark following the boat add both entertainment and reality to the situation. Leaving Tampa for Key Largo, a threatening hurricane, forces them to use the Inter Coastal waterway across Florida. This presents a new challenge, as they must pass their 50-foot mast under a 48-foot bridge. Yenny's Dutch upbringing clashes with the Cuban influence in Miami presenting a hilarious ending to the adventure.

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Synopsis:

Bill decides to leave the cold in Wisconsin and head for the warmer climate of South Florida, in a sail boat, via the Mississippi River. His wife is violently opposed to the idea. A final compromise is reached in which they will get a divorce. To enable the trip, Bill must sell one of his two boats and finish the rebuilding of his second boat, Julia.

The first boat is placed on the market and finds interest by John and Betty who would like to see the boat in the water and take her for a sail. When John and Betty arrive they bring a guest, Yenny, a newly arrived Dutch immigrant, who will provide the money for the down payment.

Arriving at the boat Bill's hope for a quick sale is shattered when they find one of the wires holding up the mast has broken and must be repaired. The repairs take much longer then expected and eliminate the possibility of sailing that day. To prevent the loss of the sale, Bill suggests taking them to dinner. The wine flows freely and Yenny and Bill become interested in each other. When Bill invites the others to inspect the work on Julia they accept and during the course of the inspection Yenny decides she wants to make the trip down the Mississippi with Bill.

Though his divorce papers were served Bill's wife demands an explanation as to why he did not return home over the weekend. In spite, she demands half of the money from the sale of the boat, throws him out of their apartment and tries to have the police force him off the property.

Julia is launched and final preparation for the trip is begun. A second boat Freebie, is going down the river and will accompany them. The weather continues to deteriorate and with an impending storm they are forced to leave. During the offshore passage, on Lake Michigan, Yenny decides to get some sleep. During his haste, Bill has forgotten to tighten the bolts on the exhaust pipe and carbon monoxide escapes, nearly killing Yenny.

Passing through the last lock on the Mississippi, they are joined by a power boat, also making the journey South. Within minutes their envy turns to compassion when he hits a sunken tug boat and sinks before their eyes.

Encounters with passing barges make them overly cautious. Attempting to stay clear forces' them to run aground. The passing of a Coast Guard Buoy Tender raises their hopes only to have them diminish as they are refused help "due to liability reasons."

The water pump stops pumping the cooling water for the engine. The mechanics on Freebie diagnose the problem as a shot engine which will have to be removed if it can be repaired at all. The crew of Freebie feels that Julia will be there for a long time and don't want to wait. Yenny and Bill harbor no ill will and thank them for their help.

With the engine reinstalled Yenny and Bill are alone on the river. They are alone, but the river will not let them alone. Dodging full-grown trees is not enough, the engine quits and Yenny is forced to skull Julia past a whirlpool that has just sucked an entire tree below the surface. They anchor for the night and the next morning they are encased by a 60-foot tree and other debris. After two hours of chopping digging and pushing the boat is free to continue to Baton Rouge, under sail, where they finally get the parts for the engine.

New Orleans provides a safe haven for some badly needed rest. Yenny has a none refundable ticket to the Netherlands for Christmas. Due to the many delays she has missed the departure date. To enable her to get a refund, she needs a doctor's excuse stating that she had a medical condition preventing her departure on the specified date. Finding a doctor in a strange city - near impossible - Finding one who would help - more impossible - still it all happened and she has a new flight.
Bill meets Fred whose cruising companion has jumped ship so he finds another.

When Yenny returns from Europe Bill and Fred are ready to leave. Fred's new companion and Yenny are not. They demand a night in the French Quarter. It is one hell of a night. They let it all hang out.

With pockets empty and credit cards maxed out they decide to stay in Pensacola to refurbish their cruising funds. After three months they are ready to leave Pensacola. A three-day crossing turns into a five-day ordeal. In final desperation, Bill must call the Coast Guard and get towed into port.

After a year of cruising they finally reach Ft. Lauderdale, their original destination. They find they do not like Ft. Lauderdale and proceed further South to the Florida Keys. They are finally SOUTH.



About the Author

Bill Wensel is an avid sailor and a Coast Guard licensed Captain, who has taught sailing in his private sailing school, has been active in the Senior Boy Scout sailing program and has sailed the Great Lakes as well as the Atlantic Ocean, The Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea.

Some of his many adventures (besides the Mississippi) include a nineteen day passage across the Gulf of Mexico, in which it was necessary to bail, by hand, fifty gallons of sea water every hour as the bilge pump was worn out and the engine couldn't be started.

In another adventure he and his intrepid sailing partner, Jenny, ferry a Vietnamese Shrimper across the Gulf of Mexico accompanied by two Vietnamese, with very little knowledge of English, a rat and a snake.

As a Captain he has operated a 110 foot freighter offshore, with a Dominican crew which spoke only Spanish while he only English.

He and Jenny currently live in Dunnellon, Florida with their dog
Korbel. "Restless" their current fourty foot sailboat keeps the two moving towards new adventures.

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